“ Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. ”
I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.
~ Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
