Jonathan Stroud said this quote

Can you define plan as a loose sequence of manifestly inadequate observations and conjectures, held together by panic, indecision, and ignorance? If so, it was a very good plan.

~ Jonathan Stroud

Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.That is a footstool.

~ Jonathan Stroud

Ah, two firm friends, reunited at last! There should be sweet violin music playing for us, but I'll settle for the screams of the dying.

~ Jonathan Stroud

And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.

~ Jonathan Stroud