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“ If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. ”

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Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country's melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards

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Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at the same time. His spinal cord sent five commands through his infrastructure: get rid of the eraser, cover the last line, put away the cigarette, drop the stupid facial expression, close your mouth!

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He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.

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Bak stood a moment, as though considering whether the sum total of their shared working life was ending in a minus or a plus.

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