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“ Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don't know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it's an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn't for them. -Dad ”

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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

~ Justin Halpern

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.

~ Justin Halpern

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.

~ Justin Halpern

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

~ Justin Halpern