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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humor

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humor

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humor Inspiration

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Attractiveness Women

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Advice Humor

Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don't know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it's an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn't for them. -Dad

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humorous Inspirational

If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Determination Fucking Up Hard Work

You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear you're about to make a mistake. Other than that, you pretty much have no way of knowing.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humor Mistakes

I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Humorous Quotes

Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Betrayal Penis

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Bacon Worry

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Love Win Relationships
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