“ Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. ”
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
~ Justin Halpern
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
