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the serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself.

~ Francis Bacon

Francis Bacon Bacon Philosophy

Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.

~ Jasper Fforde

Jasper Fforde Bacon Hot Baths Humour Problem Reconnaissance Tea Time Wisdom

Mr Gray didn't care much for Jonesy's body (or so he told himself; in truth it was hard not to feel at least some affection for something capable of providing such unexpected pleasures as 'bacon' and 'murder'), but it did have to take him another couple of hundred miles.

~ Stephen King

Stephen King Bacon Humour

The paintings of Francis Bacon to my eye are very beautiful. The paintings of Bosch or Goya are to my eye very beautiful. I've also stood in front of those same paintings with people who've said, 'let's get on to the Botticellis as soon as possible.' I have lingered, of course.

~ Clive Barker

Clive Barker Art Bacon Beauty Bosch Francis Bacon Goya Paintings Taste

Mmm, bacon.

~ Noel Jesse Heikkinen

Noel Jesse Heikkinen Bacon Christianity

Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon.

~ Mango Wodzak

Mango Wodzak Bacon Compassion Love Peace Vegan Veganism

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.

~ Stephanie Stamm

Stephanie Stamm Bacon Fantasy Paranormal Zeke

Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You know what I hate most about it?”“No sex?” Sophie guessed.“That’s what I hate second most about it. No, what I hate most is—”“That you can’t lie,” Adrian cut in.Niko lifted his eyebrows at him, impressed. “You do know me. Exactly right.”“And no bacon,” Freya added.

~ Molly Ringle

Molly Ringle Bacon Death Humor Lying Sex

There are two gradations of cold that are always acceptable: Mild Frost, which is preferable for reading and writing and any other activity done indoors, and Absolute Zero, which is the only temperature suitable for sleep. There is nothing more delicious than being swathed in a cocoon of blankets and awaking with a nose frosted over with rime, and once I do achieve vampiric heights and fall asleep with the mastery of a corpse lately dead, I am best left alone until I wake up at my usual time. I do tend to bite when rattled out of my flocculent coffin, and everyone in my building knows never to disturb me during the early morning hours. Authors, being crepuscular creatures, should never be roused before 11am: the creative mind is never turned off; it only dies momentarily and its revived by the scent of coffee at the proper time.Bacon is also an acceptable restorative.

~ Michelle Franklin

Michelle Franklin Authors Bacon Coffee Creativity Sleep Writers

It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon.

~ Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens Bacon Charles Dickens Literature

When listening to the lightning storms in your area on a standard AM radio, you will hear a sound like bacon frying and this is the electromagnetic energy that the storm is generating. Plants react to this energy and may show vigorous growth during lightning seasons.

~ Steven Magee

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Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

Thomm Quackenbush Bacon Carnivore Ethical Ethics Food Hamburgers Suffering Vegetarian

The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good.

~ Ella Minster

Ella Minster Bacon Funny Humorous

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.

~ Frank Tayell

Frank Tayell Apocalypse Bacon British Humor Food Zombie Apocalypse Zombie Apocalypse Humor

No bacon for you.Then no eggs for you. Either of you.Eve glowered at him. Prisoner exchange?They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.

~ Rachel Caine

Rachel Caine Bacon Eggs Eve Rosser Food Prisoner Exchange Shane Collins

Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.

~ Aaron Blaylock

Aaron Blaylock Bacon Chocolate Food Humor

America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I’m willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I’ll take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Anything. I’ll even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I’ll be darned if I’m gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I’d rather die.

~ Aaron Blaylock

Aaron Blaylock Bacon Food

Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

~ David Mezzapelle

David Mezzapelle Bacon Doug Larson Health Life Expectancy Olympic Gold Medals

You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all. You?Yes me.You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?Why not?You don't even like to plan your own breakfast.He grinned. You mean more to me tban bacon.More than [i]bacon?[/i] I'm honored.You should be, my foolish pea brain.

~ Karen Hawkins

Karen Hawkins Bacon Historical Romance Humor Hurst Amulet Karen Hawkins Romance

I would just have to find a hog, slaughter it, butcher it, cure the meat, then fry it up. Thinking about the bacon—the potential of bacon—gives me hope. Not all is lost if bacon isn't. Seriously.

~ Rick Yancey

Rick Yancey Bacon Butcher Cure Hog Hope Pig Potential Slaughter

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

~ Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern Bacon Worry

...she has been bewitched by a wicked sorceress, and will not regain her beauty until she is my wife.''Does she say so? Well if you believe that you may drink cold water and think it bacon'.

~ Andrew Lang

Andrew Lang Bacon Beauty Bewitched Fairy Tales Unbelief

Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig.

~ Ben Aaronovitch

Ben Aaronovitch Bacon Country Humor

Alas, bacon and eggs are not health foods.

~ Dean Ornish

Dean Ornish Bacon Eggs Alas

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

Jane Velez-Mitchell Smell Bacon Actually
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