They served Good Food but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?

~ Julie Kenner

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Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

~ Steven Barnes

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You can’t afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.

~ John Scalzi

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Although a little noisy at first, in a bizarre twist of fate, electronic music became popular in France in the 1890’s before fizzling out in favor of Swing music – which somehow made an early appearance in the 1900’s. In another alternative timeline, the Beatles never existed and England invented popcorn and hamburgers in the 1840’s. Damn, that’s what almost happened last time again, thought Scrooby tensely, while maneuvering himself onto a stronger looking branch. Details, everything was about the details. Sometimes there was almost too much detail to keep up with.

~ Christina Engela

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Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

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The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.

~ Slavoj Žižek

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I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.

~ Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

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