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Bowen looked nervously about for peasants. It would be unendurable if they all turned out to be full of instinctive wisdom and natural good manners and unself-conscious grace and a deep, articulate understanding of death.

~ Kingsley Amis

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The German pilot had come up and was standing by smiling as Mr. Parker Pyne finished answering a long interrogation which he had not understood.What have I said? he asked of the GermanThat your father's Christian name is Tourist, that your profession is Charles, that the maiden name of your mother is Baghdad, and that you have come from Harriet.

~ Agath Christie

Agath Christie British Humor Mystery

There were the years— years of childhood and innocence— when I had believed that carminative meant— well, carminative. And now, before me lies the rest of my life— a day, perhaps, ten years, half a century, when I shall know that carminative means windtreibend.

~ Aldous Huxley

Aldous Huxley British Humor Humorous Huxley Word Meanings

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

~ Malcolm Bradbury

Malcolm Bradbury British Humor Humor Humorous

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.

~ Frank Tayell

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It is Sunday afternoon, preferably before the war. The wife is already asleep in the armchair, and the children have been sent out for a nice long walk. You put your feet up on the sofa, settle your spectacles on your nose, and open the News of the World. Roast beef and Yorkshire, or roast pork and apple sauce, followed up by suet pudding and driven home, as it were, by a cup of mahogany-brown tea, have put you in just the right mood. Your pipe is drawing sweetly, the sofa cushions are soft underneath you, the fire is well alight, the air is warm and stagnant. In these blissful circumstances, what is it that you want to read about? Naturally, about a murder.

~ George Orwell

George Orwell Britain British Humor Humour Murder

Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..

~ Diane Samuels

Diane Samuels British Humor Cake Care Comfort Food Humor Humourous
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