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We are all shaped by what we do.

~ Kelly Sue Deconnick

Writing is hard. Writing that is good, writing that is powerful enough to evoke a change or an authentic emotion or even just an idea in another human being is about as mysterious as an alchemical recipe, but there are a few known ingredients. Craft? Yes, absolutely. Devotion? A load - yes! Humility? Not vital, I suppose, but all my favorites include at least a dash. Before those can be added to the cauldron though, you must have a base of Honesty. Honesty is difficult to find in public spaces these days (and getting harder every goddamn day) but if you're quiet, and patient, you can usually find some hidden in your room somewhere. (It helps to turn off the lights, for some reason.) Problem is, Honesty is invariably bound to Vulnerability and the only thing that cuts the bitterness of Vulnerability is Courage. And Courage? Well. Courage is the hardest thing of all.

~ Kelly Sue Deconnick

When they play MARRY/FUCK/KILL, you'll never be KILL again!

~ Kelly Sue Deconnick

Nothing is compulsory. Free will is paramount. But free will comes with the burden of consequences.

~ Kelly Sue Deconnick