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“ The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. ”

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Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

~ Kiersten White

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.

~ Kiersten White

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

~ Kiersten White

A true conversion is always only between a man and God.

~ Kiersten White