“ Pretending is another way of lying, and I am so good at both. ”
Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.
~ Kiersten White
If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.
A true conversion is always only between a man and God.
