“ Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ”
Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
~ Laurence J. Peter
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
