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“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”

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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

~ Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

~ Lewis Grizzard

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

~ Lewis Grizzard