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“ Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why not a chupacabra? We should name him Harry Mendelbaum.I held up my arms in protest. You're all racist. Now shut up. We'll call him Taco von Precious of Svenenstein. There, everybody h ”

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There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I would have also hated their families and any household pets.

~ Lish Mcbride

And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy your life, someone will probably beat you in the my-life-is-crap category. Not that I don't let myself whine a little now and then, but sometimes it's good to keep your misery in perspective

~ Lish Mcbride

She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.

~ Lish Mcbride

Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.

~ Lish Mcbride