“ If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ”
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
~ Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
