“ Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. ”
Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.