P.j. O'rourke said this quote

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

~ P.j. O'rourke

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

~ P.j. O'rourke

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

~ P.j. O'rourke

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.

~ P.j. O'rourke