P.j. O'rourke said this quote

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

~ P.j. O'rourke

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

~ P.j. O'rourke

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.

~ P.j. O'rourke

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

~ P.j. O'rourke