Patton Oswalt said this quote

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

~ Patton Oswalt

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

~ Patton Oswalt

Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties?

~ Patton Oswalt

hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')

~ Patton Oswalt