“ Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock. ”
To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.
~ R.d. Ronald
Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.
I'm the biggest critic of my own work, but sometimes you nail a chapter so good that you have to take a step back and admire that bitch.
The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that's the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine.