“ Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. ”
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
~ Rita Rudner
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
