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“ My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. ”

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

~ Rita Rudner

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

~ Rita Rudner

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

~ Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

~ Rita Rudner