“ Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs. ”
God Lord, give me strength. Please keep the local firefighters away from me. Keep me out of the path of hardened abs and tall men in uniform, for they are bastards, one and all. Amen
~ Rosanna Leo
With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.
No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.
Sweetie,” Dino said, coming over to put his arm around her shoulder. He tipped her head up and looked into her eyes with great empathy. “You can’t fuck a statue. At least not at that angle. You’d at least have to tip it onto its back first, and as a conservator, I can’t recommend it.
