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“ To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian. ”

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Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

~ Roseanne Barr

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

~ Roseanne Barr

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

~ Roseanne Barr

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

~ Roseanne Barr