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Alan: I had terrible stage fright.Sin: I'm not familiar with the concept of 'stage fright.'A: It's pretty awful. You end up having to picture the entire audience in their underwear. Phyllis was in that audience, you know.S: Why, Alan, I had no idea your tastes ran that way.A: Phyllis is a very nice lady. And I do not consider her so much aged as matured, like a fine wine. But I still think you owe me an archery lesson.