“ The best things in life are silly. ”
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
~ Scott Adams
You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
