Spike Milligan said this quote

(On his gravestone): I told you I was ill.

~ Spike Milligan

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

~ Spike Milligan

On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

~ Spike Milligan

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it

~ Spike Milligan