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“ An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air. Heh, neebr, goat a deid an'mal in yer bac'pac, or iz it ye tha' bloody stinks?My brain took a moment to translate. Actually, yes, there is a dead animal in my backpack, but I probably stink, too. ”

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More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us.

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Three lights should be fine. - ZacharyAye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse. - True MacDonald

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