Steve Alten Quotes

More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us.

~ Steve Alten

... Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you to the grave?

~ Steve Alten

Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

~ Steve Alten

Three lights should be fine. - ZacharyAye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse. - True MacDonald

~ Steve Alten

An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air. Heh, neebr, goat a deid an'mal in yer bac'pac, or iz it ye tha' bloody stinks?My brain took a moment to translate. Actually, yes, there is a dead animal in my backpack, but I probably stink, too.

~ Steve Alten

Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts...

~ Steve Alten