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“ I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me. ”

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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

~ Steven Wright

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

~ Steven Wright