“ I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. ”
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
~ Steven Wright
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
