“ (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. ”
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.