I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.