“ It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth ”
It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow.
~ Tara Sivec
My father had bought him a shirtthat said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,have you seen my shotgun?
It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.
Death changes everyone....It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it makes you thankful for what you have, but more often than not, it makes you regret what you've lost.
