It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow.
My father had bought him a shirtthat said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,have you seen my shotgun?
Death changes everyone....It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it makes you thankful for what you have, but more often than not, it makes you regret what you've lost.
Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten strawberries or melon or a dozen roses or an entire mint plant. Did that work for women? I read an article that it worked for men. Their spunk tasted like what they ate. Did my vagina taste like spaghetti right now? God dammit! I shouldn't have eaten dinner!
If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century.You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password? Liz joked.
If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, Did you mean George Morgan? It simply replied, Run while you still have the chance.