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“ A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman ”

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And what would humans be without love?RARE, said Death.

~ Terry Pratchett

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

~ Terry Pratchett

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

~ Terry Pratchett

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

~ Terry Pratchett