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“ Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms. ”

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I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.

~ Toni Aleo

Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

~ Toni Aleo

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

~ Toni Aleo

Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.

~ Toni Aleo