Toni Aleo Quotes

I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.

~ Toni Aleo

Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

~ Toni Aleo

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

~ Toni Aleo

Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.

~ Toni Aleo

Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.

~ Toni Aleo

But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.

~ Toni Aleo

Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon.Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. Do I even want to know how this happened?Kacey grinned. He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire

~ Toni Aleo

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.

~ Toni Aleo

I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you.

~ Toni Aleo

Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot.Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While Shea is Away

~ Toni Aleo

When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see her eyes were wide, “I’ve never had a girlfriend, so I’m not sure if I’ll do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing right, but the thought of you being with someone else, or me with someone else, actually hurts my gut, so I guess what I’m trying to say is,” he took a deep breath, this was huge, and he thought he sounded stupid but with the way her eyes were glazing over, maybe he was doing this right. “I was wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend.” She smiled at him lovingly, cupping his face in her hands.“Are you sure? I’m kinda crazy.” He laughed, kissing her palm.“I’m sure.”“Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.

~ Toni Aleo

You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.

~ Toni Aleo

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

~ Toni Aleo