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“ Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon.Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. Do I even want to know how this happened?Kacey grinned. He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire ”

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I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.

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Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

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I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

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Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.

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