“ Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help? ”
I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.
~ Toni Aleo
Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.
I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.
Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.