“ My husband yells comments like How long till you're ready? Throw out a date. ”
Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
~ Wendy Morgan
I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.
