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Are you done briefing the company yet?We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet.Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company Tagon's Toughs.Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago.Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.

~ Howard Tayler

Howard Tayler Confusion Heroics Humour Introductions Mercenaries Taking Charge Time Travel

Do you mind? Just drape your arm around her shoulder. That's it. Yes this is good, Mr.Henshaw. Getting your picture taken with Daphne is a great way to introduce you to our set. Welcome to Santa Lucia!

~ Barbara Jean Coast

Barbara Jean Coast Humorous Introductions Romance

He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the birds. He had once nearly killed himself trying to read and ride a horse at the same time.

~ Katherine Rundell

Katherine Rundell Birds Cats English French Horseback Riding Horses Humor Humorous Introductions Latin Reading Reading Books Reading Books Humor

The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them. (The Gift Of God).

~ Fletcher Pratt

Fletcher Pratt Community Introductions

Cassie?”It’s Sammy, holding on to Ben, because he’s feeling the Ben thing a little more than he is the Cassie one at the moment. Who’s this guy falling from the ductwork, and what’s he doing with my sister?“This must be Sammy,” Evan says.“This is Sammy,” I say. “Oh! And this is—”“Ben Parish,” Ben says.“Ben Parish?” Evan looks at me. That Ben Parish?“Ben,” I say, my face on fire. I want to laugh and crawl under the counter at the same time. “This is Evan Walker.”“Is he your boyfriend?” Sammy asks.I don’t know what to say. Ben looks totally lost, Evan completely amused, and Sammy just damned curious. It’s my first truly awkward moment in the alien lair, and I’d been through my share of moments.“He’s a friend from high school,” I mutter.And Evan corrects me, since it’s clear I’ve lost my mind. “Actually, Sam, Ben is Cassie’s friend from high school.”“She’s not my friend,” Ben says. “I mean, I guess I kind of remember her…” Then Evan’s words sink in. “How do you know who I am?”“He doesn’t!” I fairly

~ Rick Yancey

Rick Yancey Awkward Ben Parish Blush Boyfriend Cassie Sullivan Embarrassed Evan Walker Friend Introductions Know Meet Sam Sullivan

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . . .

~ Melvin Helitzer

Melvin Helitzer Openers Introductions

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency it will be okay.

~ Henry Kissinger

Henry Kissinger Openers Introductions

The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.

~ Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Openers Introductions

At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy.

~ Howell Heflin

Howell Heflin Openers Introductions

My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere ... be brief ... be seated.

~ James Roosevelt

James Roosevelt Openers Introductions

A good speech like a woman's skirt should be long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. I have been asked to give my address in the remaining five minutes. That I can do! Here it is: 10 Carlton Gardens London England.

~ Lord Balfour

Lord Balfour Openers Introductions

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

~ Melvin Helitzer

Melvin Helitzer Openers Introductions

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.

~ Wendy Morgan

Wendy Morgan Openers Introductions

As my mother used to say: Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy underneath.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

Some people might say that I think too highly of you just because I worship the water you walk on.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

As Spinoza or someone very much like him once said . . .

~ Judith Viorst

Judith Viorst Openers Introductions

An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

Speeches are like steer horns - a point here a point there and a lot of bull in between.

~ Evelyn Anderson

Evelyn Anderson Openers Introductions

My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first please let me know.

~ Harry Hershfield

Harry Hershfield Openers Introductions

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

~ E. V. Lucas

E. V. Lucas Openers Introductions

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means talking down.

~ Wendy Morgan

Wendy Morgan Openers Introductions

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

~ Jacob Braude

Jacob Braude Openers Introductions

After such an introduction I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.

~ Evelyn Anderson

Evelyn Anderson Openers Introductions

I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means not so hot.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Openers Introductions

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Openers Introductions

The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

I was told to be accurate be brief and then be seated. ... So I promise I shall be brief as possible - no matter how long it takes me.

~ Willard Pearson

Willard Pearson Openers Introductions

Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of the word auditorium don't you? It is derived from two Latin words audio to hear and taurus the bull.

~ Larry Wilde

Larry Wilde Openers Introductions

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.

~ Wendy Morgan

Wendy Morgan Openers Introductions

A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.

~ George Jessel

George Jessel Openers Introductions

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

~ Carl Sandburg

Carl Sandburg Openers Introductions

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

Response to clapping: Thank you for ovating.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Openers Introductions

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

~ George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw Openers Introductions

A bore is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.

~ Melville Landon

Melville Landon Openers Introductions

Buffet: A French word that means get up and get it yourself.

~ Ron Dentinger

Ron Dentinger Openers Introductions

Wit is the salt of conversation not the food.

~ William Hazlitt

William Hazlitt Openers Introductions

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Openers Introductions
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