Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
~ Wendy Morgan
I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
My husband yells comments like How long till you're ready? Throw out a date.
My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.
I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means talking down.
I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.
A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.
I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.
I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
