“ I was chosen to speak today based on my senility. ”
Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
~ Wendy Morgan
I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
My husband yells comments like How long till you're ready? Throw out a date.
My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
