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One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

~ Melvin Helitzer

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I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

~ Yogi Berra

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I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

~ Jack Benny

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I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.

~ Art Buchwald

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I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.

~ Benjamin Disraeli

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I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing.

~ Jean Giraudoux

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I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me.

~ Anonymous

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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

~ Bob Hope

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I've been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

~ Wimp Sanderson

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

~ Anonymous

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Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

~ Anonymous

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The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

~ Anonymous

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It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.

~ J. Petit-Senn

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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.

~ Ambrose Bierce

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A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

~ Irvin S. Cobb

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Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.

~ Mark Twain

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The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

~ Norman Vincent Peale

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Don't worry if your you is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

~ Anonymous

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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

~ Anonymous

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If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

~ Anonymous

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A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them.

~ Patricia Jasper Clark

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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

~ George Miller

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Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.

~ Mike Kalin

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I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.

~ Groucho Marx

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

~ Martin H. Fischer

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There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband.

~ Anonymous

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Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

~ Jackie Mason

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I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through.

~ Anonymous

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Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.

~ Anonymous

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It is always dullest before the yawn.

~ Bob Phillips

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I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.

~ Anonymous

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I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.

~ Wendy Morgan

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Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.

~ Robert De Niro

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Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

~ Anonymous

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Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.

~ Oliver Hardy

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~ Troy Anderson

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Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

~ Maria Morgan

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If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted I beg his pardon.

~ Johannes Brahms

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Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

~ Henny Youngman

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I thank you for not snoring.

~ Marlon Brando

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