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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

~ Jackie Mason

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Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

~ Jackie Mason

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

~ Jackie Mason

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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

~ Jackie Mason

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