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Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Art Film Hollywood Humour Puns

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Music Piano

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Affection Etiquette Kissing

I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Birthdays Age

We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Cities Travel

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Thank Yous Closures

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Tears Laugh Hopeful

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Good Heart You

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Work Golf Fun

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Heart Charity You

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Time Nap Feel

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Middle Show Your

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Great Past Greatest

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Trees Why Dogs

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Cake Know You

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Country Egg Lay

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope People Liberty Wonderful

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Love Money Washington

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Bank You Place

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

~ Bob Hope

Bob Hope Too Much Sweaters Too
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