“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ”
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.
~ Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
