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“ I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . . . ”

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Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

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When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: Here's fifty. Bury five of them.

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One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

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